Gerty aka Platypuss
(Handler Lou Emslie-Wigglesworth)
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The naughtiest dog in the world is Gerty
Mischievous, food obsessed and very flirty
After being told off, she acts all soppy and a wuss
Puffing out cheeks, flattening mouth, that's why she's also known as Platypus
When 2 all in the ring and down to the win for race 3
She's off like the wind but then decides to go for a pee
Her timing is great and if only she held on for 3 seconds more
But that's our dirty Gerty and why we love and adore.